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Practice makes perfect... ..
But nobody's perfect... ... so why practice?
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops. >
On my desk, I have a work station... . what more can I say... ... ... .
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, three's the result !
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn
my comment: this is an idiot!
The more you forget, the less you know
Azri Bukan Superman
cheerss~~ Layan.
The Lucky Laki-Superman
Reff:
Aku bukanlah superman
Aku juga bisa nangis
Jika kekasih hatiku
Pergi meninggalkan aku
Ayahku selalu berkata padaku
Laki-laki tak boleh nangis
Harus slalu kuat
Harus slalu tangguh
Harus bisa jadi tahan banting
Tapi ternyata sakitnya cinta
Buat aku menangis
Repeat Reff
Ayahku selalu memarahi aku
Jika jatuh air mataku
Kata ayah slalu air mata itu
Adalah tanda kelemahan
Tapi ternyata air mataku
Ternyata jatuh juga
Repeat Reff
Ayahku tersayang maafkanlah aku
Jika aku masih menangis
Masih belum bisa menjadi seperti
Apa yang ayah selalu mau
Kita berjanji tuk tidak lagi
Menangis karena cinta
Repeat Reff [3x]
Babi !!!!
Sejak kebelakangan ni, isu babi memang popular betul. Mengalahkan isu michael jakson, fifa confederation cup, bla..bla..bla.. Bukak jer berita kat tv, tajuk utama mesti babi.
Dahsyat sungguh aura si babi ni.
Dulu kecik-kecik zaman mulut celupar, kalau bergaduh dengan kawan, mesti keluar perkataan babi.
"hoi..babi"
"hang la babi...."
"muka macam babi hutan..."
"kalau aku babi hutan, hang babi randuk.."
Macam macam istilah pasal babi. Sampai perangai pon diistilahkan babi. "babi betul si mat piah ni..ada ka patut ngendap bini aku..bla..bla.."
Kalau salah buat karangan kerja rumah cikgu bagi pon, mesti nak salahkan babi jugak.
"Babi betul..patah mata pensel pulak dah.!!"
Sebab Babi, ikan keli jadi haram.
Sebab Babi, orang pon dapat selsema babi.
Sebab Babi kerajaan negeri kedah berpecah.
Patut ada artis buat lagu pasal babi ni..
Lagu ayam dah ada (Jalil Hamid..)
Ayam..bermacam ayam..
Ada ayam kampung, ayam hutan, ayam daging..
.
.
sampai ending lagu la.
Kalau ada yang rajin leh wat lirik;
Babi..
Macam macam babi..
Ada babi hutan, babi kandang, Babi golek.
Babi golek..
(nada nyanyi ek)
Pak pak menteri pon kalut pasal babi.
Mula mula selsema babi.
Lepas tu virus H1NI.
Sekarang virus babi H1N1 plak!
Patutnya kekalkan jer istilah babi tu. tak perlu H1N1.
bayangkan satu hari di zoo 3tahun dari sekarang.
mama:baby, ni harimau..ni gajah..
papa: baby, cuba teka apa nama haiwan ni.
Baby: ma..pa.. ni la H1NI.
****
Teringat seorang pembaca blog,Alidyangon,bergurau, katanya, jika kanak-kanak terlihat babi di masa akan datang, komen mereka, "Tengok tu, H1N1".
Justeru, bersama kita izinkan anak kita berkata, "Tengok tu, babi!".
*dipetik dr blog mazidulakmalsidek a.k.a 360 TV3.
Nasib badan la babi oi...
Sampai sekarang kalau naik motor, kepala dah 'overtemp'..ada keta atau motor yang memandu macam *haram*..
memang aku sound direct:
oiii..babi!!
regards,
azri
Crap!
Chic Blonde Girl: Well, odometer's been out for a year...
Hopeful Guy: What?
Chic: The odometer's been out for a year.
Guy: Oh. That'll help you sell the car. I thought you said that Dahmer'd been out for a year.
Chic: He's dead.
Guy: I know. Imagine my surprise at hearing he was out.
Chic: He was killed in prison.
Guy: I know that.
Chic: So how could he've been out for a year?
Guy: Nevermind. Are you going to get the odometer fixed?
Chic: Should I?
Guy: Well, if the guy you sell it to knows it's broken, he'll know the mileage is off.
Chic: And?
Guy: Nothing. You're right. Don't fix it.
Chic: Do you want to sleep with me?
Guy: Yes.
Chic: Okay.
Guy: You will?
Chic: No.
Guy: Damn.
[The bus stops -- they get off]
**me:what the heck?
