Practice makes perfect... ..
But nobody's perfect... ... so why practice?
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops. >
On my desk, I have a work station... . what more can I say... ... ... .
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, three's the result !
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn
my comment: this is an idiot!
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